Sunday, February 1, 2009

Allen. Cosby. Martin

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. - Dave Allen

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. - Demetri Martin

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